February 13, 2007

Broadway musicals are corrupting our nation's youth

Nathan recently has enjoyed listening to the "You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown" Broadway soundtrack. "Little Known Facts" ends:

LINUS: Lucy, why is Charlie Brown banging his head against that tree?
LUCY: To loosen the bark to make the tree grow faster.

Yesterday, Meredith found Nathan hitting himself over the head with a wooden spoon. When asked why, he replied

"I grow faster."

I think we need Congressional hearings on the damaging influence of Broadway musicals. Think of the children!

Posted by Mike at February 13, 2007 02:09 PM
Comments

Now that's *MY* boy... :-)

Posted by: Aunt M on February 13, 2007 03:48 PM

That's better than violins in schools. =)

Posted by: Aunt Erin on February 14, 2007 01:39 PM