Your cookie jar will be avenged!!

The time has come for a new era of anti-antology, led by myself and my companion in ant extermination. Obviously, our names cannot be mentioned here. They already control most of the free media but we shall tell you this:

In a few months time a short film will be released to reveal the shocking truth.

We shall remain in contact.

I HATE ANTS MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD! I CANT WAIT TO MOVE OUT THIS ANT HOLE APARTMENT AT THE END OF THIS MONTH! EVERY SINGLE DAY/NIGHT I COME HOME, THERE ARE ANTS ALL OVER THE KITCHEN FLOOR, COUNTERS, CABINETS, TABLES, WALLS, CAT FOOD ESPECIALLY, EVERY SINGLE WHERE EXCEPT FOR THE ROOMS SO FAR. WHEN I POUR CAT FOOD IN THEIR DISH, I HAVE TO POUR IT FROM BOWL TO BOWL TO BOWL UNTIL FINALLY THERE ARE NO MORE ANTS IN THE LAST DISH! THESE ANTS ARE DEPRESSING ME. MY KITCHEN HAS GOT TO BE THE CLEANEST IN THE WORLD. LIKE JENNIPURR, I TOO HAVE AN ANT RAG ON THE COUNTER FOR WIPING EM. I HAVE ANT TOWELS ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR. I AM COMPLETELY OUT OF ANT SPRAY, 409 AND EVERYTHING ELSE I SPRAY THEM WITH.

I HATE ANTS I HATE ANTS I HATE THEM SO MUCH I WISH THEY WOULD JUST BE EXTINCT!

IF I SEE AN ANT ON MY BED, OMG KNOCK ON WOOD PLEASE, CUZ I WOULD DEFINATELY CRY AND HAVE TO STAY SOMEWHERE ELSE. BUT I HAVE 2 CATS A BIRD AND A SNAKE, BUT LEAVING MY CATS IS THE HARDEST. THEY GET BORED WITHOUT ME.

I HATE ANTS! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME PRAY THEM AWAY FOR GOOD!